Look into my eyes and take a deep breath.  Here we go.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh….ohhhhhhhh, fuck…stop..arghhh…owwwwww….please stop…ahhhh, its too big,  ohhh…shit…arrrr…my god.

Stop whining bitch…you saw how big it was when you sucked it.  You had to know it would hurt to have it pop your cherry.  Now shut up and take it.  I need to loosen you up before the rest of the team get here.